What A Twist
- Pan: Mom it's me! I'm Henry!
- Emma: Henry...?
- [Pan's body is consumed in purple smoke]
- Cora: Nah I'm just fucking with ya. You left him back in Neverland while you were busy getting sucked into a love triangle.
i want to talk to you but im ugly
she’s up all night to pet dogs
i’m up all night to pet dogs
we’re up all night to pet dogs
we’re up all night to pet puppies
have you ever seen someone’s face and just wanted to look at them forever
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream
i would take that opportunity to use everything i learned to fucking crush my enemies and get rid of all the toxic fucking people in my life and tell them to fuck off
they wouldn’t take me seriously because they’re middle schoolers but i would know
i would know
i’d invest money in facebook
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO